y'know i love my artsy movies that actually do something interesting with the medium as much as the next guy but i often find myself more excited and motivated to watch the slop movies than the really good stuff
just saw novocaine and it was so fucking gas bro. easiest watch of my life
reply (email)i can feel the yearly minecraft phase setting in which sucks because it's still too painful for me to use a keyboard with my left hand
reply (email)doordash drivers should always be allowed to take at least 10 of your fries
they probably already do
reply (email)safari remains ass
firefox has had this feature since version 2 in 2006 and safari still doesn't have such a basic optimization feature
https://caniuse.com/link-rel-prefetch
reply (email)everyone keeps asking me if i hurt my wrist by jerking off
they might have a point
reply (email)i kinda want to move all the static files on this website to a "CDN" (pages.dev free tier website)
it's only 37MB right now but i feel bad putting all those static files on codeberg in the git repo
there's no extra privacy concern since this website is already on a cloudflare tunnel
although i do think there's a lot of value in having the website be complete from just cloning the git repo
reply (email)chicken jockey
reply (email)what's even the point of accepting crypto if you do it through a payment processor like bitpay?
a payment processor with kyc makes crypto payments almost fully irrelevant when you could just use a normal card
reply (email)i think i'm very bad at expressing the difference in what i believe to be objective truth and what is my personal opinion
2 days off social media and i already feel the nuance returning to me
don't expect it to show in my posts though
reply (email)i do not like traveling with other people. no one knows how to do it right
i'm not there to visit the TripAdvisor top 5 best landmarks in [city] and point at them and talk about how different it is from [other city]
stop treating other people and cultures as a novelty
vagrant holiday and ludwig did it correctly and that's about it
https://youtube.com/c/VagrantHoliday
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLGT0cEMIAzeq_YFR_iHm831-GuOWlwUJ
reply (email)if they can't handle me at my online 7 hours per day advanced gooning tips and tricks they don't deserve me at my microblog.html email only replies
mark is my only true friend
reply (email)we're so cooked bro how is this considered a feature now bro
this is the workflow i use to publish this microblog btw
chopped as hell
i'm a firm believer in the one brand policy for socks and underwear. if anyone sees nike socks or underwear they know they're mine. there's no ambiguity in the laundry and my comfort experience is 100% consistent.
never had a missing sock, never will. don't even have to match my socks, just throw them in the black/white profile
i do need new socks though my batch is starting to get holes in all the pairs
reply (email)gay kid cudi:
the lonely boner seems to suck a dick at night
reply (email)#soapheads please forgive me for the downtime.... microblog.html was inexplicably empty when i committed and i didn't notice...
reply (email)filling wasn't that bad
never really is i'm just a scared andy around needles
reply (email)chat i have to go to the dentist AGAIN and get a filling AGAIN. fmscl.
lowkey it won't even be that bad but like it feels like it'll be that bad yk
reply (email)i'm ngl every commit message in this website's history is near completely useless
you already know we're making 5 changes and using the most mundane change as the commit message
reply (email)anyway this is where i will post while social media is annoying me
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